Needs sleep

Fun game. Some textual excerpts from a certain online medium, reformatted/organized:

(This is lovingly inspired by the amazing Nin Andrews' "Dear Professor, Do You Live In A Vacuum?")

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1.

And so begins

the weekend that determines the rest of my life. But really,

a single weekend

determining the rest of my life? Yes,

you read that correctly folks, it's high

stakes.

2.

Life is too short

to wake up with regrets. So love the

people who treat you right. Forget about the one's

who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both

hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody

said life would be easy, they just promised

it would be worth it.~

Post to your wall if you

agree

3.

My refrigerator sounds like some mutant

electronic didgeridoo.

4.

home sweet home, and I can't wait

for my bed!

5.

is pretty excited for her first lab report

grade to come out as an "F" on the account of a space

cadet. Mind you, I have been working on the stupid graph

for over an hour too! Dear weekend,

hurry up and come here before I lose my mind!!!

6.

I'm pretty sure Steve Jobs

put one of the final nails

in the coffin to print journalism. Hello, iPad ...

goodbye newspapers

you can hold

in your hand.

7.

dear facebook,

how am I supposed to be a pimp

if you post

all

of my activity?!

8.

wow

this class is DUMB!!!!!

9.

hates

excel

.

10.

Dad: "When I get old, I want you

to buy me a surrogate. That way

I can go play tennis with you

in the park." Guess what movie my dad just watched.

Just take a wild guess.

11.

Homework sucks....

12.

That State of the Union Speech was BADASS! Go

Obama!

13.

For Sale: Parachute. only used

once, never

opened,small

stain.

14.

all

this

savage

talk.....

15.

We must look beyond politics and political correctness, beyond tradition, beyond personal preference, beyond our small point on the map -- to the love of Christ,

looking back without discrimination on

ALL

nations, calling us to love in the

same way.

16.

"Save

the Savages?" Sorry.

I can't support that.

17.

Don't know

which is more entertaining,

watching the President's speech, or watching

the politicians as they respond to

the speech.

18.

is wondering if there is a nicer way to say, "You're an

asshole...."

19.

I built a time machine; a musical

time machine... The year,

1985!

20.

Dad's 50th Bday and going

to Vail for the weekend! Yay for snow!!!

:)

21.

Holy Nervous

ness

22.

Thanks to everyone who played the game, today!

It was fun!

I'll come up with a new way to entertain us all in the next few days.

:)

23.

The secret is out! Joyce guessed correctly,

first. So she wins the game. The answer:

we're moving back to CO at the end of February. Can't wait to get

home!

:)

24.

just picked

up her dress for brennan's wedding!

25.

doesnt know what to do!! DEBBIE

DONT LEAVE ME!!

26.

had a great time with my brother, can't wait to see

him again!

27.

realized that the ideal temperature

for Dwight is

one degree cooler than anyone sets the thermostat.

to test this theory, I've been turning

the temp down by one

degree every half hour to see

if he reacts. mission accomplished, it's

57 degrees in here.

28.

absolutely love my sisters

and brothers, but why

are they so impossible sometimes!!!! uhh

making plans with them is ridiculous,

end of story!!

29.

hates technology. Its

supposed to make life easier

but really just puts you in a

bad mood.

30.

absolutely love my sisters

and brothers!!

31.

knitting is knotty

32.

just took a nice little nap at work.

I feel fresh

33.

Two weeks from today

I will be in Colorado...

34.

so...I just applied for a job on craigslist, only to find out

that it is a position

in the office I already work at....

FML

35.

wants to be the best

I can be . . .

and I will be . . . soon!

36.

's musical ears have progressed

past his playing skill: id est, I think

I sound bad. :)

37.

Im

so confused...I dont know what

to do...

:(

38.

Day 3

of 5 woohoo week

is getting shorter!!!

39.

Clean

vanilla

protein smoothie for breakfast=

a beautiful, and delicious start to

my day! It's too big, though. I think I can only

handle half!

40.

is glad his Hebrew and Yiddish

Came in Handy!